Pal Sez . . .

This has been here in blogging community for a quiet a few days. I dont know who started this first. These are silly 30 questions so called “Tagged”. I wouldn’t have filled this if I had got this tag from anyone other than Joel. I am filling this Because I respect him.

1)LAST MOVIE U SAW IN A THEATER?

Arai En 305 Kadavul, with Kadhiravan.

2)WHAT BOOK ARE U READING?

Many E-Books and Dadiwala’s scribbling notes.

3)FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?

Chess, TT, Carrom

4)FAVOURITE MAGAZINE

India Today, Frontline, Sportstar and some locals.

5)FAVOURITE SMELLS?

Jasmine(Most sexiest thing in this world)

6)FAVOURITE SOUNDS?

“You are fit for nothing”

“You cant do this”

“You cant do that”

“You are useless”

“You are spoiling all the students”

“I am not bothered you getting spoiled and useless, but you are spoiling others”

“I have never seen a student like you in my whole teaching career(??????)”

“Daily I am getting head ache in maintaining you in my Class, Department, College”

I like all these sweet words from my teachers.

7)WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

GATE disastour

8)WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN U WAKE?

“Where is my Mom ?”

9)FAVOURITE FAST-FOOD PLACE?

The one near Brilliant Tutorials, Rado, and some “Nameless” Fast food places

10)FUTURE CHILDS NAME?

“Dont Name the child before it is born”

“Dont name the chickens before it hatches”

11)FINISH THIS STATEMENT—’IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY I’D’

I hate living rich. If I had a lot of money I would spend for my country people and will try hard to become a “Begger” in a short period of time.

12)DO U DRIVE FAST?

If you want to stand you have to run. I do drive fast.

13)DO U SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

Yes, I used to sleep with my Elder Brother.

14)STORMS–COOL OR SCARY?

Cool - For me

Scary - For Common people (living in huts)

As latter dominates the former, I would like go with “Storms are Scary”

15)WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?

Too small to drive. Actually a “Bomma Car”

16)FAVOURITE DRINK?

Save Water Drink Beer

17)FINISH THIS STATEMENT-IF I HAD THE TIME I WOULD…

I have the time I would “Spend that with my Friends”

18)DO YOU EAT THE STEMS ON BROCCOLI?

I cant understand the question. In general, I like everything what my Mom cooks.

19)IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY OTHER COLOUR, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR CHOICE?

I would try the VIBGYOR colors one by one !

20)NAME ALL THE DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS U HAVE LIVED IN?

Chennai all the times.

21)FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH?

WWE, Cricket, Chess, I shouldn’t alive(Discovery Channel)

22)ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

He is a person whom I respect the Most

23)WHATS UNDER YOUR BED?

Lots of Dirt

24)WOULD U LIKE TO BE BORN AS YOURSELF AGAIN?

Definetly Yes

25)MORNING PERSON OR NIGHT OWL?

Both !

26)OVER EASY OR SUNNY SIDE UP?

Cant understand the question !

27)FAVOURITE PLACE TO RELAX?

Right from my childhood I have been enjoying all the facilities in “Principal’s room”

If I am out of the college, then my place to relax is Play ground, Bessy, Marina and High court(to some extent)

28)FAVOURITE PIE?

Never tasted one

29)FAVOURITE ICECREAM FLAVOUR?

Ice cream itself is my favourite, I dont want to introduce “Caste System” in that

30)OF ALL THE PEOPLE U HAVE TAGGED, WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND FIRST?

Depends on How Vetti they are.

I TAG:

Vishnu

Poojith

Surendar

Guyz I know how busy you people are. I wont mind even If you ignore this.

It has taken me exactly two months to tell this person, that I have cleared GATE. This mam is someone special because She is also “GATE qualified”.

She was the only staff in my UG career whom I have made cry(Of course, there are many in my school).

I still feel Sorry, that,  I have made her cry one day inside the staff room(luckily no other staffs were there on that day). That day I came to know that she is GATE qualified

I would have never known about GATE if I had not seen her. Yes, she was the first GATE qualified person I have ever met in my life time.

She never took class on any CS subject for me. She took only Ethics. Though she took only ethics, her teaching shows often that she is GATE qualified. I dont know how many of my friends noticed this !

The Two GATE qualified candidates had their chat like this:

Pal : Mam, Do you remember me, I am your student from CSE

Mam : Gopal ?

Pal : Exactly mam ! I have qualified in GATE, with my percentile score and AIR (I feel really bored to tell my score and AIR, and I think you will also be in the same state to hear these things over and over again )

Mam : gr8

Pal : Some of your colleagues also wrote with me, but they dint qualify (Tons of weight on my head)

Mam : Was the exam Descriptive or Objective ?

Pal : The exam was fully Objective ! (I am damn sure that she should have written the descriptive type of exam, but for the past 3 years, the exam is completely objective)

Pal : Which college would I get ?

Mam : Apply for Anna university, You can also apply for IIT !

Pal :These marks are not final mam, anyway I am going to write next year also, I hope I would do better than this

Mam: All the best for that ! I need to leave now, I will ping you when I return

All “you”s used in this post describes my close friend Mr.Dadiwala (in above picture)

You Mr. DadiWalla, now answer my question. You are the only one who said like this.

First of all I want to tell you all about My relationship with DadiWalla(also called thiruvalluvar).

When I was in my School I never used to read this fellow’s Scribble book(also called thirukkural). But when I finished my schooling, I started to read this book like anything. I think “If I am somewhat Successful today” then it is only because of reading this book. I have read several books on how to become successful in life, but I like only this book. This fellow has written everything from Love to Friendship, Leadership, Discipline, Teaching skills, and most important “Basic qualities for a Human”.

Now its time for me to put forth some questions against Dadiwalla.

If I say I have scratched my head with this single scribble of him for more than 8 years, none of you would believe me. Yes, I have been scratching my head only with this scribble.

The scribble that wasted all my thoughts (Even during some of my exams) is here:

For those who dont know tamil, here is the explanation

“If some one does bad to/for you, the best reply that you could give him is To Do good to/for him. This really causes a great pain to the one who did bad for you”

Note: This English meaning can never equalize that fellow’s Scribble, nor I am good translator. You could taste this fruit Only if you know Tamil. Read this again if you know Tamil.

How could this be practically possible ? You answer me idiot. I know Friederich Kekule, inventor of Benzene Ring, got the answer to one of his myth, in his dream. And this only led him to invent to great Benzene ring. So I want you Mr.DadiWalla to answer me atleast in my dream.

I think I could be the only fan of you who has qualified the GATE exam. You should be very proud that you have got a great fan like me.

I could remember only thing when I see you. This was written by Bharathidasan

My community Certificate says that my mother tongue is Telugu. I feel happy only when I talk in Tamil.

I never write any Poem as such, but you idiot has made me to write one on you for you :

(To be continued . . .)